Kebiadapan yang bersinar

'Ladies and gentlemens, here is your captain speaking from the flight deck. Due to technical problem, i am regret to inform you that we are turning back to Kuala Lumpur because of safety measure. We are expected qto arrive at KLIA 3.10 pm local time. I will come back for update once we command for descend. Thank you.'

Cilake, gua baru selesai meal service. Apesal tak announce awal awal, ni tak, sia sia, nanti kena buat balik. Jadi dua kali kerja. Panjang hari gua hari ni. Perlahan gua sorong cart gua menghadap passenger gua yang terakhir. Belum sempat gua offer menu tengahari tu, mat salleh tu memandang tepat gua sambil bertanya.

'What happen actually? I am scared.'

Muka mat salleh tu berpeluh peluh gua tengok. Cabin pulak hilang akal punya sejuk dia boleh berkeringat lagi. Gila punya takut mat salleh ni.

'Owh, I have no idea sir. The captain refuse to inform anything about it to the crews. Don't worry, everything will be find.' - Tipu gua kemas.

Namun mat salleh ni makin menjadi pula soal dia gua tengok.

'Are you sure? What sort of technical problem is it? I want to go home right now.'

Passenger gua tu mula nak meracau nampaknya. Gua bercakap je belum apa apa dia dah nak mencelah. Tak kena cara, boleh jadi delay meal service gua ni.

'You better be sure that we are going to be alright, or else i will write about you!'

Amboi amboi mat salleh ni. Lu tunggu...tunggu lah. Gua letak balik tray gua, gua tarik sikit neck tie gua, gua dekatkan muka gua ke mat salleh tu.

'Sir, frankly speaking, there are no way that we will survive this. The aircraft's radar is suffer from malfunctioning. It's like driving with closed eyes! Scary is it? I'm not done yet, we are cruising on 800 km per hour with 50 ton of fuel. We are also 40 thousand feets above sea level, can you imagine the impact that we will face? You will burned to the bone depth and the burning sensation will rush through your veins and lastly, you become crispy black meat in no time and turn to ash after sometime. After that, you may rot in hell ever after.'

Lima minit passenger tu tenung gua.